The color of television tuned to a dead channel

xekstrin:

narcotic:

we’re so close to revealing which state is the most homophobic

I’m just letting you know right now it’s probably Texas

(via tomfoolery-without-the-tom-deac)

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

(via mylifeisthebubbles)

thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

(via things-are-about-to-get-dicey)

I’m opening ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find. Part nine.

the-stray-liger:

darthlenaplant:

mrdestructo:

Christian Grey put his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more. ”Wider,” he said as he put in one more. “I bet you’ve never had this many thumbs in your mouth.” I hadn’t.

Does he have four thumbs or are these something else?

Or does the author not know the difference between a thumb and a finger?

I

(via imstephok)